I need a new fucking job.

I really ought to know better than open this book at this time of year.

Let me save you all the trouble:

Blahblahblah Valentine's Day! blahblahblah somebody loves you! blahblahblah too much chocolate blahblah [doodled string of hearts here - she's even broken out the red marker] blahblah dates blahblah crowds blahblah I hate my boyfriend blahblah Hallmark holiday blahblah so alone blahblahblah

Fabulous! Now we can all read in peace.

Mads, do you put crack in your curry or what? I'm pretty sure it's illegal to lace your food with addictive additives to keep your customers coming back for more.